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Now that you've voted and entered our little give away, here’s a cheeky little intro to what you’ve just joined…
1. I’ve Been Doing This Since Before Selfies Were a Thing
Over 25 years of capturing families, dogs, giggles, proud parents, and the occasional mid-shoot meltdown (mine or the toddler’s — could go either way).
I’ve seen trends come and go, but natural, personality-filled portraits never go out of style.
2. People Come to Me When They Want the Real Stuff
The most common feedback I get?
💬 “That was way more fun than I expected.”
💬 “You captured our family perfectly – even the weird bits.”
Because this isn’t about perfect poses. It’s about capturing who you are — the love, the laughter, and the beautiful mess in between.
3. I Work With Real Families. Spiderman Outfits Welcome.
Your kid wants to wear their superhero costume? Great.
The dog won’t sit still? We’ll roll with it.
You’re feeling camera-shy? That’s normal — I’ll guide you the whole way.
These sessions are relaxed, playful, and made to feel more like a day out than a formal shoot.
5. No Two Sessions Are the Same (On Purpose)
“I don’t do cookie-cutter photo shoots.”
Every family is different. Some want the beach. Some want the bush. Some want to recreate that weird photo they took on a disposable camera in 2003.
Whatever your vibe is, we’ll roll with it. This is a made-for-you experience, not a one-size-fits-all package.
5. I’m Alan, But Most Kids Call Me “That Funny Man With The Camera”
Photobat is my photography alter ego.
It’s fun, a little quirky, and fully focused on making your family look and feel amazing — without any of the cringey, try-hard stuff.
What Happens Next?
You’re now in the draw to win a family photo session like no other — fun, real, and totally you.
💌 Voting ends soon — keep an eye on your inbox and messages next week to see if you have won.
📷 Want to see what you could win? Take a peek at what Photobat does
🚀 Feeling impatient? Skip the comp and book your own session now
